1 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:08,709 Hey, baby. 2 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,411 Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me. 3 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:13,647 No, you gotta be kidding me. You are playing poker online, 4 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:16,817 And you watching tv At the same time. No, that's just extra. 5 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,852 Don't touch that. I'm watching that. 6 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:21,189 No, it's watching you. 7 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:24,225 Baby, you are messing up The ambiance down here. Okay? 8 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:27,328 This is a man-cave. What's wrong with this picture? 9 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,763 Shut up. I need to talk to you. 10 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:31,865 No talking down here In the man-cave. 11 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:35,203 Only words allowed Are td, 3d and double-d. 12 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:39,173 - oh, what about ko? - that was the other one. 13 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:41,242 What's the problem? 14 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:43,411 Baby, I just Feel like you would rather Spend more time 15 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,279 In your man-cave Than with your wife. 16 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:48,216 We used to argue about Not having enough space, 17 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:50,184 Now too much space Is the problem? 18 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:52,886 I can't win for losing. I just lost another hand. 19 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,689 Okay, how 'bout this? Since the kids are away, 20 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:59,260 Why don't you and I play A little game of strip poker 21 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:01,862 Here in your man-cave? 22 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:05,699 Would you cut that out? You are somebody's mama. 23 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:09,370 Now move, I'm trying To win this hand right here. Ha-ha! There it is. Boo-yah! 24 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:12,306 Lisa. Lisa? Look, I'm just... 25 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:15,075 Ooh, full house. That's what I'm talking about. 26 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,712 * woke up And my wife said to me * 27 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:21,449 * the bill collectors Want their fees * 28 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,951 * the kids keep talking Back to me * 29 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:26,086 * family time 30 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,756 * scrub the dishes Take out the trash * 31 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:30,758 * history homework Sometimes math * 32 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:33,060 * the kids are gone, We're free at last * 33 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,329 * family time 34 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:37,165 * family time, family time 35 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:39,433 * family time 36 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:41,769 * family time, family time 37 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:43,937 - * family time - * oh, sing it again 38 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:46,507 * family time, Family time * 39 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:50,544 * family time 40 00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:03,157 - hey, sweet love. - hey. 41 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:06,360 What, no chocolate kisses From my chocolate missus? 42 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:09,597 Oh, you talking to me? Nope. 43 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,466 The way you Ignored me last night, All I have for you 44 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:13,967 Is a snicker. 45 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:16,103 [snickers] 46 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:20,941 Baby, I'm sorry About last night, all right? I was on a lucky streak. 47 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,443 That rarely happens When I'm online. 48 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:26,780 Oh well, maybe you'll get Lucky again tonight...Online. 49 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,716 [doorbell rings] 50 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:38,158 - well, hello there. - hello. Hi. 51 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:40,561 - can I help you? - we're your new neighbors 52 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,630 The beaudrys. So nice to meet you. 53 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,698 - this is my hubby, jack. - that's me. 54 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:47,968 And this vision of loveliness Is my wife, cheryl. 55 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,070 Well, hello. Please come in. 56 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,740 - all the way in. - why thank you. 57 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:56,477 Well, I'm anthony stallworth, But you can call me tony. 58 00:02:56,510 --> 00:03:00,914 And this beautiful, fine, Wonderful vision of a woman 59 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:03,651 - is my wife lisa. - nice to meet you both. 60 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:06,053 Oh, nice to meet you. We just wanted to pop by 61 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:10,491 And wish you a warm Windsor hills welcome To the neighborhood. 62 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,192 And to give you This basket that cheryl 63 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:14,928 Painstakingly Put together herself. 64 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:18,566 - this is beautiful. - yeah, she sure is. 65 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,534 Honey. 66 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:23,871 - oh, they meant the basket. - they meant the basket. 67 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:27,575 You're so... 68 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:29,410 Thank you so much. 69 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:30,944 You're so welcome. 70 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:33,213 I just know you and your family Are gonna love it here. 71 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:35,516 There's a really Rich history in these hills. 72 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,518 - oh, is that right? - yeah, as a matter of fact, 73 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,953 Ray charles used to live Right around the corner. 74 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:43,691 Ike and tina turner Just on the other block. 75 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:47,194 Get out of here. 76 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,531 Oh, I thought we were Having a lovely visit. 77 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,566 Oh on, I didn't Mean get of here... 78 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,469 - oh, I got you, didn't I? - she's funny. 79 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:58,772 But you know, We do have to scoot. 80 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:02,042 Yeah, yeah. Our boys play Baseball over at summit field, 81 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,111 Coached by yours truly. 82 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:06,046 Who's the team mom? 83 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,616 Oh, I can't Forget the team mom, Because you are 84 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:11,084 The love of my life. 85 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:13,053 I loves being your wife. 86 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:16,424 And I love you. I love you more. 87 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:22,930 Well, I hope You enjoy your basket. It's sort of what I do. 88 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:27,000 It's beautiful. It's beautiful. 89 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:29,069 - thank you, honey. - thank you. 90 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,571 - thank you. - no, thank you more. 91 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:35,909 Say tony, Do you play any golf? 92 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:38,679 Not really. I'm more of a poker Type of dude. 93 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:41,949 Oh, okay. Yeah, sure. Well, I'm just checking, 94 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:44,585 Because tomorrow morning I have tee time 95 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,954 And I sure could use Another player. 96 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:49,423 Speaking of tee time, lisa You'll have to join 97 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:52,259 The ladies and I for A little tea one afternoon. 98 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,796 - oh, I'd love to. - oh, good. Good. 99 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,365 - good. - okay. 100 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,933 Well, I guess we should Make like a bad check and 101 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,201 - bounce. - bounce. 102 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:04,171 Oh, raise the roof Every now and then. 103 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:06,039 Okay. Okay. 104 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,846 Cup of sugar anytime, okay? 105 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,882 - all right, bye, bye. - nice to meet you. 106 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:17,317 - we'll get out of your hair. - thanks again. 107 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:19,186 - bye, bye. - bye. 108 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:21,355 Okay. 109 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:23,624 [laughter] 110 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,992 Wow. 111 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:27,495 I knew we were moving To your side of the town 112 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,197 With some bourgie black folks, But I didn't think We'd be actually 113 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:32,299 Be living next door To the andquot;boujays. 114 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,868 The beaudrys, tony. And they were very nice. 115 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:36,570 Yeah, yeah. Nice and corny. 116 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:38,071 Why they gotta be corny? 117 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:40,207 Because they're not afraid To complement each other 118 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,309 And show their love And do things together? 119 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,078 - well, here you go. - yeah, here I go out the door. 120 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:47,147 - where you going? - to the gym. 121 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,316 I've got A hot date with zumba. 122 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,019 - lisa, baby... - I know, tone. You love me. 123 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,587 And I love you, too. 124 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:56,690 But I'm really just afraid Moving into this big house 125 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:59,493 Has put space between us And our quality time. 126 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:01,762 I mean, As corny as it may sound, 127 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:05,566 I do like a little Public display of affection Every now and then. 128 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:08,235 - are you serious? - I am. 129 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:12,773 You know that? You can learn a little something From our neighbor jack. 130 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:15,709 Please. I can't learn Jack from jack. 131 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,690 I was gettin' it. 132 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,258 - come here, girl. - ahhh! 133 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:32,793 Oh! Damn! 134 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,361 Baby, I'm so sorry. 135 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,597 Why would you Walk up on me like that? 136 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,532 - are you okay? - it's just a rib. 137 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:40,133 I got others. Don't worry about it. 138 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:43,203 Okay, I'm sorry. Now, what did you need? 139 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,038 What's up? 140 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,475 Well, the kids called. 141 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:50,878 They said they wanted to stay In san diego one extra day 142 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,213 So they could go to sea world. And I told them they could 143 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,549 Because I've been Acting like such a jerk lately. 144 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,751 I wanted to spend A little more time with my baby. 145 00:06:57,785 --> 00:07:00,253 Oh, that's so sweet. 146 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,590 Let me go get A shower then. 147 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:06,159 No, no, no. This sweaty funk Is starting to turn me on. 148 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:07,728 - ooh... - no, hell no. 149 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,663 Go wash your ass. Go on. 150 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:10,898 And hurry up. 151 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,933 The fellas Will be here any minute. 152 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,568 What? The fellas? 153 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:16,570 Yeah. Well, you know when you Said you wanted to play poker? 154 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:18,839 Well, I invited Kimble and derrick over So that we could play 155 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,741 A real game. You know, Live in the flesh. 156 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,910 Not all that online crap. 157 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,813 Uh, uh, uh. Unbelievable. 158 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,615 - what? - ugh. What... 159 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:31,752 You know they like Playing with you 'cause You play like a dude. 160 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,821 - [laughing] - hey, where's lisa. 161 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:35,122 I don't have all night. 162 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,624 Yes, you do, kimble. 163 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:40,460 My new andquot;soon to be Gets off work at midnight 164 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,996 And I wanna be there To help her unwind. 165 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:45,332 Uh, you mean hose her down? 166 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:48,435 That girl ain't sanitary. Boy, your woman's a stripper. 167 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,504 Look here. 168 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:52,272 Now for the last time, 169 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:55,943 She is a waitress In a gentleman's club. 170 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,879 Uh, that's code for Servin' up them cakes 171 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:02,015 And makin' it rain in tips. Check it out. 172 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:03,517 Yeah, you might wanna Let that one go, player. 173 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:06,119 Whatever, man, whatever. Come on, where's lisa? 174 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,821 - I'm ready to play. - lisa! 175 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:15,663 Hey, baby, I hope you don't mind, 176 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:18,198 But I decided To let you go ahead and Have your guys night 177 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:20,801 And I'm gonna Step out with the girls. Don't you worry, 178 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,903 Because I called jack And he's gonna sit down for me. 179 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:25,639 All right. Put some clothes on Before you go. 180 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:28,308 And wait, wait. What girls Are you talkin' about? 181 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,143 Shelly and simone. 182 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,746 You mean single shelly And recently divorced simone? 183 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:35,916 You should pass Her my number 'cause I know I could make her moan. 184 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:39,386 I will be sure Not to tell her that. 185 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:42,656 All right, baby. I'll be back in a little bit. 186 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:45,993 Ha, ha. andquot;not to tell her. 187 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:49,830 Man, man. I have got to get me One of those. 188 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:53,000 Hey, I bought one like that In tijuana the other day. 189 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,335 All she wanted was An outfit and something to eat. 190 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,571 But you know what? It is officially guy's night. 191 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,940 I'm gonna go ahead And put away this margarita mix 192 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,842 And break open that yak. 193 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,044 Hey, kimble. You should invite Your girl over here 194 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,647 So she could make it rain. You dig what I'm sayin'? 195 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:14,087 [laughter] 196 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:21,261 - jack, you checkin' in? - absolutely. 197 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,063 You live right next door, Brother. 198 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:26,533 Yes sir, brother. But I've learned how to Keep the peace in my house. 199 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,201 Hey tone, You might wanna check in. 200 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,037 As fine as lisa Looked when she left, 201 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,972 Plus, she with them Two single ladies. 202 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:34,875 That club they go to, there's A lot of light-skinned dudes 203 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,244 With drink money in there. 204 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,112 Let me stop you right there. 205 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:41,381 Now, lisa and I, We got our thing on lock. 206 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,917 She can be up in the club With 20 brothers up in her face 207 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,285 It wouldn't bother me. 208 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,754 'cause for one, Who wouldn't push up on her? 209 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,455 And two, At the end of the night, 210 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,791 She's bringing it All home to big poppa. 211 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,292 Okay? 212 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,561 Big poppa ain't bringin' home, You better watch out, 213 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,130 'cause you know what they say, When a woman's fed up, 214 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,766 There ain't nothin' You can do about it. 215 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,968 Negro, Your woman is a stripper. 216 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,569 What I'm tryin' to say is, 217 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,772 You got a Kid-free home this weekend 218 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:07,274 And you'd rather be in here Playing some poker with us 219 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,142 Instead of a little romance With your woman? 220 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,244 Amen, brother. 221 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,313 You know, I gotta go soon. 222 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:16,784 Suddenly, I feel like spooning. 223 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:20,287 We got our thing on lock, okay? Now just deal the cards. 224 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:33,166 [music playing on tv] 225 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,807 [snoring] 226 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,115 What in the heck? 227 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,517 Who is that? 228 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,925 [cell phone ringing] 229 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,746 What the hell? 230 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,217 Hey, sleepy head. 231 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:27,054 Hey, baby. Who's lorenzo? 232 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,991 That number don't... I don't even know... 233 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:34,394 Lorenzo, he-- you know what? The bigger question is 234 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,997 What are you doin' Checkin' my phone? 235 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,399 You know better than To be up in my purse. 236 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:42,936 Yeah well, your phone With a missed call From lorenzo woke me up. 237 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,605 I don't know what to tell you. I mean, you shouldn't be 238 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:48,508 Checkin' my phone anyway, Even if it did wake you up. 239 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,510 I mean, I wouldn't do that to you. 240 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,513 Besides, we got this whole Trust thing on lock. 241 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,282 Ain't that right? 242 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,717 Ah, yeah. 243 00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:01,088 I believe I heard you tell The fellas something like ah, 244 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:04,091 You got your wife on lock. 245 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,926 Yeah, that's what You said, right? 246 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,627 Damn, these walls are thin. 247 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,898 No, you just got a big-ass mouth To go with that big-ass head. 248 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,266 Now lorenzo is nobody. 249 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,602 I mean, but you should know Brothers was tryin' 250 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:19,406 To holler at your wife In the club, player. 251 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,208 'cause I was Shakin' them cakes, 252 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,709 Shakin' them cakes. 253 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,378 Shakin' them, shakin' them, Shakin' them cakes, baby. 254 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,948 Eyyy. 255 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,951 But you see Where I'm at, right? 256 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,820 Mm-hmm. 257 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,754 Now unless you just wanna Sleep on the couch 258 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:37,057 While we got this Whole house to ourselves, 259 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,259 Then let's go to bed. 260 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,094 Give me my phone. 261 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,435 I can't believe I just got hustled. 262 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,938 I got straight Reverse psychologied In my own damn house. 263 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,840 And bring me my purse. 264 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,578 Mm, so lorenzo's Hooking you up? 265 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,114 Yes, he is hooking me up. 266 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:04,584 Everybody says he works it out. So I'm really excited. 267 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:09,422 Yes, and I heard he has a really Nice package, so you're lucky. 268 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,591 - [cell phone rings] - this is him right here. 269 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,793 Girl, you better take that 'cause lorenzo don't be playin'. 270 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,263 He don't have time-- Hey, brother-in-law. 271 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,665 - hey, baby. - what's up? 272 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:22,169 Ah, I left your plate Right there on the table. I gotta take this call. 273 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,404 Okay? I'll be... 274 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,280 Why you so moody This early in the mornin'? 275 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,183 Why you up in my kitchen This early in the mornin'? 276 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:39,786 My sister needed to talk. So here I am. 277 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,622 I knew it. Lisa's stepping out On me, huh? 278 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,524 What? 279 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,960 Come on, don't act like That's not what you guys Were talking about. 280 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,628 Okay. Anthony, you trippin'. 281 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,164 What would make you think Lisa's cheating on you? 282 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,833 She went out with Her girlfriends last night. 283 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,802 Shelly and simone. 284 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,871 Ooh, sexy simone? 285 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,672 Sexy, newly single, simone. 286 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:00,874 Mm. 287 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:03,176 I had a whole night Planned here. 288 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,878 We were just gonna Stay in, play some poker, 289 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,214 I even broke out The margarita blender. 290 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:10,550 What? She passed up this Love trap of kitchen appliances 291 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,753 To go out with a fun night With her girls? 292 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,755 She must be nuts. 293 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,058 You ain't funny, rachel. I mean, you funny, 294 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,760 But you ain't, Ha, ha funny. 295 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,830 Okay well, you funny for even Thinking such a thing, okay? 296 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,832 'cause my sister adores you. 297 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,435 Why? I don't know. But she do. 298 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:31,271 And she is the most Loyal person I know. 299 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,673 Well, except for That time in college 300 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,842 When that heifer Stole a date from me. 301 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,345 She stole One of your girlfriends? 302 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,514 No. I've had my share Of fine men. 303 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,017 And kevin was one of 'em. 304 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,953 He took us both Out to lunch one day. 305 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,521 And do you know She had the nerve to slide Him her digits 306 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,790 Right in front of me. 307 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,525 Then what happened? 308 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:56,129 Oh, I slid my digits To kevin's roommate chris. 309 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,131 She was fine. 310 00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,233 You know, if you weren't My sister-in-law, 311 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,402 I'd wanna hear The rest of that story. 312 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,371 But I don't. 313 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,607 Look, if lisa Was cheating on you, I'd know it because 314 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,876 She tells me everything. Including, 315 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,245 How much of a bum You've been lately. 316 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:13,780 Taking her for granted. 317 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:16,216 Forgetting to do The simple things That make her happy. 318 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,551 - she told you that? - mm-hmm. 319 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,621 That and the fact that you ain't Been making her toes curl 320 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,656 - like you used to. - what? 321 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,926 Oh, no. Now I can curl some toes. 322 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:31,598 Look. Let me give you Some advice, tony. 323 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,601 It don't take much to please A woman like my sister, 324 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,004 Make her happy, Make her feel appreciated. 325 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:41,008 You know, she's not one of those Clingy, hey look at me, 326 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:44,444 I need attention, Type of chicks. 327 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,646 - that's true. - and... 328 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,182 You're fortunate enough To have a woman 329 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:52,019 That actually enjoys watchin' The game with your butt, 330 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:56,089 And don't mind that Beer belly situation You got goin' on there. 331 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,525 Hey, hey, don't hate on The buddha belly. 332 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,560 It's cushion For the pushin'. 333 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,365 Any-hoo. 334 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,168 An occasional flower, Surprise dinner, 335 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,838 Tell her she looks good And mean it, will go along way. 336 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,544 As much as I hate to say it, Thank you, rachel. 337 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,946 Oh, and if a woman has to hear How good she looks 338 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,781 From outside sources More than once a week, 339 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,650 That's a potential problem Waitin' to happen. 340 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,152 - I'm just sayin'. - all right, you said enough. 341 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:28,821 Thank you. All right, bye-bye. 342 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,329 Oh, that's hilarious. I'm gonna go get my checkbook. 343 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,997 - okay. - all right. 344 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,874 * candlelight, The mood is right * 345 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:51,944 * there'll be some toe Curling up in here tonight * 346 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,391 Hey. You must be tony. 347 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,559 I am. Who are you? 348 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,661 Lorenzo. Good to meet you. 349 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,498 I know this negro ain't Grinning up in my house. 350 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,433 Ah, where's my wife? 351 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,002 Ah, she went upstairs To grab her purse, actually. 352 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,339 You know, it's great To finally meet you. You have an amazing wife. 353 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,873 I know this. 354 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,609 And she was cool With me coming by. 355 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,677 Oh, she was cool With you coming by? 356 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,879 - yeah, yeah. - that's great. Lisa! 357 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:30,350 Um, she just, you know, I told her I'd come on by 358 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,952 And take care of business And be on my way. 359 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:37,290 You know, I aim to keep All my clients happy. 360 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:38,791 Clients? 361 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,528 You mean, She is paying somebody To curl her toes? 362 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,930 She actually just went upstairs To get her checkbook. 363 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,532 You know, I gotta say, 364 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,067 I'm really glad that you are Open to this whole experience. 365 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,940 Check this one out, player. Um, I don't know what experience 366 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:57,710 You talkin' about, But I don't roll like that And neither does my wife. 367 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,213 Who just happens to be The most sexy, beautiful, 368 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:04,217 Wonderful woman in the world. I don't even deserve her. 369 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,419 But you know what? I know what you deserve. 370 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,821 - what's that? - you deserve an ass whoopin'. 371 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,757 - baby! - don't you andquot;oh, baby 372 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:14,060 Is this what it is now, huh? You go out with your little Fast-ass girlfriends, 373 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,763 All of a sudden, you got little Gigolo lorenzo talkin' about 374 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,098 Being open to new experiences? You a freaky-deaky now? 375 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,501 My blood pressure just shot up, My gout's kickin' in. 376 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,837 - I'm about to catch me a case. - calm your butt down. 377 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,740 I met lorenzo the other night At a travel experience party 378 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,277 - before we went to the cork. - the cork? 379 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,413 It's nice now. They got Security and everything. 380 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,681 How did we get here? 381 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,749 Actually, I came over In my porsche. 382 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:40,119 I ain't talkin' to you. This is a conversation Between me and my wife. 383 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,422 Lorenzo is a travel agent. 384 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,625 He's here with a surprise I have For our upcoming anniversary. 385 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,760 Look, ain't nobody-- Say what? 386 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,962 That's right. 387 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,799 A romantic Weekend getaway cruise To cabo san lucas. 388 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:57,304 My boyfriend, patrick and I, Took it a couple months ago. 389 00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,507 We had matching Thongs and everything. 390 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,943 Good times. Good times. 391 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,646 I should probably go. 392 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,549 Oh, thank you. Bon voyage. 393 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,151 - thank you, lorenzo. - you're welcome. 394 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,725 You hungry? 395 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,528 You ain't getting off That easy, tony. 396 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,796 Baby, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I've been Taking you for granted 397 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,633 And for not making Your toes curl like I used to. 398 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,169 Dang, rachel Got a big old mouth. 399 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,471 Yes, she does. 400 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,640 Come here. 401 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,909 Babe, I'll make it up To you, okay? And to prove it, 402 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,811 I got you some patrelli's, 403 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,414 Little flowers, Little wine to sip on. 404 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:44,150 Oh, shoot. My baby romantic. 405 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,885 Uh-huh. And then after, 406 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,987 We got some Toe curling business To take care of. 407 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,189 You know what? Let's skip to the business first 408 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,659 'cause your mom called to say She and the kids are on the way. 409 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,727 And from the sounds of things, She gonna drop 'em off 410 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,729 - while the car's still running. - you know she will. 411 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,165 - let's do it, baby. - it's been a long time. 412 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,334 Come on with Your sexy self, lorenzo. 413 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,869 Hey, that ain't funny. 414 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,538 You tryin' To break up a happy home. That ain't funny. 415 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,678 - that was tasty. - you gettin' better at that. 416 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,212 Baby, tell me something. 417 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,415 Why didn't you Let me surprise you For our anniversary? 418 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,016 Are you kidding me? 419 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:21,888 Need I remind you of our last Two anniversary nightmares? 420 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,623 I thought you liked camping? 421 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,124 Not on our anniversary. 422 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,960 And definitely not with The kids in the tent. 423 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,365 It's okay, though. I have come to realize 424 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,233 That after all these years, 425 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:38,571 My husband is just Not a good planner. 426 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:41,408 So I decided to take Matters into my own hands 427 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,410 So I could Guarantee our happiness. 428 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,578 - all right, mama. - that's right. 429 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,714 'cause if mama stallworth Ain't happy, 430 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,049 None of the stallworth's Gonna be happy, 431 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,585 Especially you, big poppa. 432 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,122 I know that's right. 433 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,457 Uh-huh. 434 00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,427 Speaking of happy, How them toes doin'? 435 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,962 Oh, I got some happy feet. 436 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,264 Thank you very much. 437 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,233 You can thank me Some more if you want. 438 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,936 - give me some. - [doorbell rings] 439 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,572 Hmm...They're back. 440 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,973 Love you.